The Forrest
In The forrest there are lot's of trees, the bears are friendly and ask you if you want to share their Lemon Curd sandwiches. You thank the bears for the hospitality and decline because of bad childhood memories of snot, so you walk away, but you stumbled into the wombles secret lair, they then devoured your socks and chucked you back out into the cold where you then suffered hyperthermia and died.
Oh well you screwed up.........
Nevermind. You lost to a womble.